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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}

{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}

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{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}

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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}

{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}

{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}

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