{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
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{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
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